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Cheryl Tweedy and why she beat Megan Fox as FHM Sexiest Woman in the World
July 3rd, 2009
Okay.. Okay. I know it’s old news already but I didn’t realize how hot Cheryl Tweedy Cole really is until I saw her photos from her 26th birthday bash. The Girls Aloud singer sported a see-through dress, leaving very little to the imagination. With her cleavage hanging out like that, plus that sweet dimpled smile, I’m convinced. Sorry Megan Fox, but yeah, Cheryl’s the sexiest woman in the world.
This English hottie climbed up the entertainment ladder by joining (and winning) modelling competitions. Then she decided to hone her singing and dancing skills by taking professional classes. Well, all her hardwork paid very well, as she was the first person to be chosen for Girls Aloud which has gone on to be one of the most successful British pop groups of the decade.
Though she is the hottest commodity in England since becoming a member of Girls Aloud, the US have yet to discover Cheryl’s full hotness until she was named as FHM Sexiest Woman of the World in 2008. And boy, did she deserve the title. Sadly, this pop goddess is already married to English football player Ashley Cole. Well, let’s just cross our fingers that they’d be separated soon especially as Cheryl once found out her husband was cheating on her. But until then, let’s indulge ourselves to her sexy pics which you can find here.
Mischa Barton continues to be a mess. Uhhh, what’s new?
July 3rd, 2009
Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a competition on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British eyesore takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.
With all the disasters she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.
Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her misdemeanors she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.
Holly Madison: What happened after Hef?
July 2nd, 2009
Hugh Hefner’s then girlfriend number one, Holly Madison, seemed to be the only one among the Girls of the Playboy Mansion who did more than just baring her big plastic tits and talking nonsense all throughout the entire run of the Playboy reality show. Compared to the other Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson a.k.a. the typical dumb blonde and Bridget Marquardt with the annoying valley girl accent, Holly offered a strong character in the show helping out the magazine’s production by being some sort of a project manager in Playboy photoshoots. She’s not what you’d call smart, but she’s okay that’s why she became my favorite Playboy bunny. (That, of course, not to mention her big barbie-doll-plastic tits.)
Holly eventually moved on with her life and moved out of the Playboy Mansion to be with her (now, ex-)boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel.They broke up after only four months, but I don’t really cared about them, so… There were news that Hef wanted Holly back after learning her split from Criss, but the awaited coming back of Holly to the mansion never happened. Instead, Holly joined Dancing With The Stars for another 15 minutes of fame, which, unsurprisingly, didn’t last very long as she suffered a broken rib while on the program.
So what’s up with Holly now? She’s currently in Las Vegas doing Peep Show with former Spice Girl Melanie B, and reportedly dating yet another freak, self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand. Well that’s just pure disappointment, if you ask me. On the dating Brand part, well, come on, Holly sure can do better. Just look at Kendra now married to Hank Baskett of the NFL. Holly can hook up with anyone she wants to hook up with and not settle on bath-allergic dudes. Anyway, to the Peep Show part, I say its disappointing because Holly only goes topless on the show. Of course, we’d love to see her strip all the way, every day. In the meantime, while waiting for her to strip naked live, drop by here first to see Holly Madison’s bare pics and those of the other Girls next Door.
Mariah looks better as a man, with goatee and all.
July 1st, 2009
Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created talks this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.
Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her fight back song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his bitter pill with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”
Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll disguise as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.
Britney goes brunette. Oh, what’s next?
June 30th, 2009
Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair makeovers, Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker hair than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.
This current hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the signal that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.
I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy antics, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.
Lindsay’s boozeless 23rd birthday in Las Vegas
June 29th, 2009
Yeah, you read that right. There were no alcohol in sight during Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday bash at West Republic. Well, at least, DURING the event proper. It was actually the launch of Sevin Nyne, her self-tanning line, but she decided it be a double treat by also making it her pre-birthday party. Lindsay paraded 98% naked in different sets of bikinis all throughout her party.
Her on-and-off lover Samantha Ronson wasn’t at the event. Hmm.. are they off again, I wonder? well, it’s been days since they were “on” again, so… Or maybe they were prompted by the event organizers to stay the hell away from each other so they won’t fight and make yet another combat scene in the event. Ugh. I’m honestly really tired of these two. Can’t just Lindsay extract herself out of this lesbo phase soon?
Anyway back to her birthday bash. I can’t say she’s looking hot there, but her sister Ali Lohan is. Lindsay’s turning 23, so for fuck’s sake I do hope she (finally) listen to everyone else when they tell her to eat, because she’s looking like a stripper pole in her bikini pictures here. Her breasts are her assets and I don’t want them becoming as much of a wreck as she is. Well, anyway, to see more of Lindsay and other Hollywood celebs, drop by here.
Rihanna vs Chris Brown inside the courtroom
June 26th, 2009
No, they weren’t inside the tribunal at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna came in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After everything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of nude pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.
This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its significance to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”
Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh penalty, does he? How victorious this war ended up for Rihanna! Now she get to brag and testify how perfect our justice system is and be completely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least 50 yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??
By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.
Your eyes aren’t fooling you, it’s really Avril Lavigne in a bikini!
June 26th, 2009
And we thought we’d never see her in one.
But Avril Lavigne went to Malibu beach sporting one hot bikini body. Seems like this pop singer realized she looks good with just bikinis on, as she was seen a few days in a row wearing those little outfits. Maybe it’s all because of her downside career; she thought it’s just time to strip and get naked a bit, just like what the other skanks in Hollywood do when they’re not given much job offers. Or it may also be because she wants attention from the media again; it’s time to spice up their love-hate relationship.
Well, it isn’t actually the first time that Avril has done some sort of image makeover. Remember when she used to want to seem to vomit with pop music? When this Canadian singer was starting out, she hated pop, stressing she would never do songs in that genre. But guess what happened a few years later? Pop! Oh, what a poser. By the way, more douchebaggery from this “Complicated” girl. Avril also got two accusations of unoriginality and stealing songs. Last 2007, she was accused by both Chantal Kreviazuk and a band named The Rubinos for stealing their songs. The latter accused Avril of copying her song “Girlfriend” from their song called “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.” But her music company denied both accusations and dismissed the suit filed. I don’t even know what to react to that, she’s just so… Avril.
Okay well, let’s go back to the main point of this post. Avril Lavigne, how much of an annoying bitch that she is, is looking hot in a bikini. Even I was stunned! Hope she’ll forever remain in that and ditch her “Sk8rboi‘ style and make it history because that just fucking sucks. But if you’re a fan (Eeew!) and you want to see her past style and more mischiefs, drop by here.
Megan Fox outshined by co-star Isabel Lucas at Tranformers LA premiere?
June 25th, 2009
It isn’t just Megan Fox who sizzled at the Transformers movie premiere at LA. Her co-star Isabel Lucas was a scene stealer at the opening night of the film, looking hot and classy in her Chanel chiffon frock. Playing a slutty bitch in the film, Isabel provided Megan a competition as to who the hottest girl is in autobotown. I’d still say it’s Megan, but Isabel’s catching up fast.
This Australian actress isn’t new to the glare and controversies of Hollywood. She already became a hot item when she hooked up with Entourage star Adrian Grenier and Transformers co-star Shia Labeouf. Oh, I mean she was the girlfriend of Adrian when she hooked up with Shia. The Transformers stars were involved in a DUI episode during the filming of the movie, where Isabel was riding shotgun when Shia crashed into another car at 3 am. Adrian wasn’t so happy about learning his girlfriend partying with Shia. So soon after a little hypocrisy of still appearing sweet together, the two broke up. It was almost too safe to assume that it was Adrian who disposed Isabel, but TMZ revealed it was actually the other way around.
Aside from being torn among Shia and Adrian, Isabel was also seen hanging out with Jared Leto lately. Popsugar.com reports that the possibly new couple “had big smiles on their faces on Sunday when they paid a visit to an LA grocery store to pick up flowers and a few Easter baskets.” Anyway, this Hollywood hottie is also climbing up the fashion ladder as she has been invited to be the special guest of Chanel at their Haute Couture Show in Paris that’s happening on July 7th. Hmm… So, a fashion career and a new boytoy? Not bad! Find out more about this hottie here and more Hollywood celebs and scandals.
Michelle Williams hot and topless with Ewan McGreggor
June 24th, 2009
Let’s face it. Though Michelle Williams is a great actress, she’s not that much of a bombshell so the reporters are more drawn to her daughter Matilda Rose than her. She has starred in various movies and even in Dawson’s Creek, alongside Katie Holmes. But Matilda’s mom has become buzzworthy only after Brokeback Mountain, which lead her to numerous acting nominations, including the Golden Globe and Academy Awards. Not to mention she became the wife, now widow, of the late Heath Ledger. But after a while things went monotonous again for the actress. Even her divorce with Heath didn’t make that much of a scene.
But things spiked up again during the release of her film Incendiary, which she stars along with Ewan McGreggor. Not only it has a creepy correspondence with Heath Ledger’s death, (the film, which is about a mother who lost her son in a suicide bombing incident, was released at approximately the same time Heath Ledger died); the film also shows Michelle in most scenes wearing tiny and skimpy denim skirt, looking like a hot and sexy MILF, giving the sleazy Paris Hilton a run for her money.
But the thing that made Michelle Williams and this film a hot topic is Michelle’s topless bed scenes with Ewan. Man is that hot or something! I haven’t seen the film itself but after seeing these still pics of the fuck scene, I’ll go get myself a copy and watch it over and over. Maybe, that particular scene first, then the whole movie. Well who knows Michelle Williams can be this fucking hot? To see more of her hotness, visit this place and get your dose of Hollywood sexy celebs.
90210 newbie Shenae Grimes outbitches Oldie Shannen Doherty
June 23rd, 2009
The CW show, 90210 remake hasn’t really been making waves in primetime television as CW did with the first season of Gossip Girl. But even though the show’s kinda lame headlines-wise, what’s happening behind the scenes fires up the set. All this thanks to 90210 oldie/LAPD-hall-of-famer Shannen Doherty and 90210 newbie, Shenae Grimes. The two has been reportedly bitching each other out on the set on its first season. Apparently, Doherty, thinking it’s still 1990s and Beverly Hills 90210 is still on, acts out like a bitch on set. An Enquirer source tells us she “talks down to the costume designers and caterers like they’re her servants and prances around like she’s Hollywood royalty.”
But newbie Shenae, who looks like she hasn’t eaten anything her whole life, wouldn’t take Shannen’s grits sitting down. So she goes outbitching Shannen, referring to her as an “effin’ bitch” when Shannen first walked on to 90210’s set. Grimes’s confidence must have been influenced by the ‘events’ that’s happening to Shannen Doherty lately. Remember Shannen’s face off with the Malibu cops? Oh, if you don’t that’s totally understandable. Anyway, the former Charmed actress who played Prue Haliwell asked Malibu police for help regarding paparazzis who have been following her. But the cops were baffled because they didn’t know who she is. Ha! No one knows who you are anymore, bitch.
But aside from outbitching the 90210 alum, that Shenae Grimes girl also has her own share of misdemeanors, possibly following Shannon’s felon-strudded past. The 18-year-old girl was spotted by the paparazzis smoking cigarette sticks at a West Hollywood supermarket. Not only did she puff one, she actually bought at least 6 packs. Seems like this girl isn’t Shannen Doherty’s nemesis afterall; she’s actually her protegee. To get more news from these Hollywood bitches, click here.
Leighton Meester’s sextape confirmed!
June 22nd, 2009
First of all, there isn’t really any question as to if it really is Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester on the fucktape being circulated around the town. Geez! You’re a fucking moron if you still don’t think it’s her after seeing the naked photos on the net. Or you must haven’t heard of her.
Well, if you haven’t heard of the news yet, then let me give you a rundown of today’s hottest celeb gossip. Meester, who plays Louis Vitton-strudded socialite Blair Waldorf on the CW show Gossip Girl, has a sextape with her (ex?)BF, which was shot a few years back, when she was still 18 and struggling for fame, begging for a role in House. The tape reportedly features her “in mostly innocuous though nude scenes–with several big exceptions… one involving her very talented feet,” TMZ reports. Okay, so does TMZ mean there really isn’t anything to look forward to in Leighton Meester’s sextape other than the part where she gives her BF a footjob?
Anyway, if you’re one of those people who were shocked to find out this baby faced star has a wild side, I suggest you get a background check on Ms. Waldorf first. Well it seems like it has been a long way coming for Leighton to screw up. Reportedly, the Gossip Girl star was born in prison by her drug-runner mom in Texas. Star magazine even reveals, it isn’t just her mom who did time, her entire family too–her father, grandfather, and aunt–all has committed misdemeanor, at it all involves drug dealing. With that kind of a drug-crazed family, no wonder this girl’s doing sextapes. So there, Leighton Meester’s sex video is true and she gives fucking great footjobs. No surprise there if you ask me. Let’s just wait a few years and maybe we’ll get lucky to find her busted with drugs doing jail time in the upper east side. Meanwhile, see all of Leighton and some other Gossip-worthy girls doing nasty things right here.
Supermodels go topless for Pirelli 2010 Calendar
June 20th, 2009
You see them hanging on the wall of practically every mechanic’s garage (or so the movies have made us believe). They’re usually grease-covered and a couple of years old. And they almost always look cheap, featuring big-boobed models named Amber, or Tiffany, if they have names at all. I am talking about every sexually potent straight man’s best friend - the naked calendar. For 365 days they give us pleasure beyond our wildest dreams. Yet they have always been the subject of ridicule and disgust by most moral (read: prudes) and conservative (read: ugly) people who view it as exploitation and sexualization of the human body. For the past sixty odd years, one company’s calendar has been trying to change the idea of the nude calendar, and it must be working because not only has Oscar winners, athletes, and acclaimed models dropped trou for this calendar, but it has also become one of the most acclaimed and most-awaited collection of images that celebrate the beauty of the female form. I am talking about The Pirelli Calendar.
For the past years, everyone from Sienna Miller to Sofia Loren to supermodels Kate Moss and Alessandra Ambrosio have been featured. For next year’s salvo, they will feature a bevy of hot supermodel babes including (but not limited to) Ana Beatriz Barros, Rosie Huntington-Whitley, and Miranda Kerr. Yes, the celebrated models of today will be going topless for photographer Terry Richardson who is now my God. Any man who can convince women as hot as these to bear their tits for him has most definitely got the golden touch (imagine how he is at bars!) They’ve already begun shooting the nude and topless calendar photos with a sort of a jungle theme, complete with reptiles, primates, and bugs. So not only will these women be naked, they’ll have an assortment of creatures splayed all over their bodies while frolicking in the jungle. God, I hope they brought some neo-sporen.
So expect the calendar to be out some time in October, or maybe even earlier - just in time for your Christmas shopping. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing naked Miranda, Ana, and Rosie stuffed in my stocking. Expect it to be chock full of boobies, butts and babes. Not bad for a company that began selling tires. Definitely something I would never expect from a company like that. And with it’s reputation for calendars with artistic nudes, along with it’s illustrious history, it apparently is an honor to be picked to appear in the calendar since the talent behind the pics is renowned. Everyone from Anni Liebowitz to Bruce Webber has photographed for the calendar. Me personally, I could give a shit about the artsy side of it. Bring on the supermodel boobies! Just like the ones you’ll find right here.
Mariah Carey still thinks she can act - this time on stage!
June 19th, 2009
The woman who looked like she ate the marshmallow man is coming to a stage near you. Well, if you happen to live in London’s West End that is. Yes, Mariah Carey, the woman who is single-handedly responsible for the Hello Kitty shortage in the world is headed for the stage. Yes, you read that right. And we’re not talking Glitter: The Musical here. No no, she will be appearing in a legitimate West End play that she will be paid £15,000 a week for. That’s about 24,000 in US dollars. Chump change for Mimi, right? That’s probably how much she pays for shampoo in a week, maybe. So I guess she must really want this. And in London, no less?
Apparently, Mimi has always wanted to act on the stage. While in the UK promoting her new single, she talked to several stage producers about appearing in one of the local productions According to the Mirror UK, “Mariah has always wanted to star in a play so this really is a dream come true.” And get this - it was the producers of the yet-to-be-disclosed play that asked her to be in their production! “She was hugely flattered to have been asked and is determined to nail the part… she is pretty confident in her own abilities. Mariah’s done a bit of acting in her time but nothing on this scale.” And by scale, they’re not talking about her ever-expanding waistline. Or her boobs.
I’m guessing none of those producers has seen any of Mariah’s attempts at acting. Forget Glitter, how about her cameo in The Bachelor? Or the direct-to-video Wise Girls? Heck, you don’t even have to watch those movies for fear of losing your sanity, just watch some of her music videos where she attempts to act, like Honey or Heartbreaker. Camp to the M-A-X. But then again, maybe we’re jumping the gun here. We don’t even know what the production is. For all we know, the role is a self-obsessed, narcissistic, overly annoying perfectionist drag queen. In which case, she’d be playijng herself. Except for the drag queen part. Although, I’m not really sure about that one either. 40 years old and never pregnant? Just sayin’… So we’ll be looking forward to this sure-to-be-atrocity on the London stage. Expect really old men who were alive during the time of Shakespeare to be picketing against this travesty to the theater outside on opening night. But again, she could prove us all wrong. After all, when Mimi sets her mind on something, she gets it done. See your favorite Hollywood stars get determined to get you hard right here.
The dress that all the Hollywood skanks are wearing…
June 18th, 2009
If you think you’ve been seeing the same little black dress on all the Hollywood skanks lately, that’s because you’re right. In the past few weeks, Heather Graham, Heidi Montag-Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and now Doutzen Kroes were seen around town sporting a skintight short LBD with cutout holes on the front and back that seems to be preferred by sexy celebs. So what exactly is the attraction of this dress that everyone seems to want to wear this? In a town where it’s almost taboo to be photographed wearing an outfit worn by someone else for fear of the constant “Who wore it best” comparisons, these ladies seem to throw caution to the wind and risk being subject to ridicule.
The dress, designed by renowned designer Herve Leger, known for creating form-fitting, can’t-hardly-breathe silhouettes is probably celebrating his latest creation when it has been worn by four different stars. The Hangover star Heather Graham first wore the dress for a foreign premiere of that film. Shortly after Heidi Montag-Pratt was seen wearing the same outfit. A few days (yes, DAYS) after, her The Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari attended some Wizard of Oz event wearing the same outfit. And now, Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes has been photographed in the exact same dress. So it truly is a case of deja-deja-deja-deja-vu, ain’t it? How could a dress that looks like it was a bargain basement design from the 1980s have so much appeal?
Well, I guess the answer is simple: skank is the new black. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why this dress is so popular. I mean, you could probably see the exact same outfit worn by streetwalkers along Hollywood Boulevard any night of the week. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s where Herve himself got inspiration for the dress. It isn’t very form-flaterring, in my opinion looks cheaply-made, and like I said, looks very very skanky. And yet, everyone is wearing it. Mark my words, in a future premiere or red carpet event, expect Sacha Baron Cohen’s creation Bruno to wear this dress. In fact, if he is reading this, I dare him to do it. I am sure he would. See more Hollywood celebs in oops moments right here.
Kim Kardashian gives Heidi Montag advice on Playboy
June 17th, 2009
Having appeared naked as the day she was born (because apparently, she was born with a string of pearls), Kim Kardashian knows what it’s like to pose for skin magazine Playboy. She did a pictorial back in 2007 as a ratings booster for her then-brand new reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and true enough a lot of people tuned in to that episode and eventually ensured the success of future seasons of the show. The pictorial did not only boost ratings for the reality program, but the magazine almost made Kim a superstar sex-symbol post-sex tape. And now, even though she has no sex tape and has a successful (albeit totally irritating) reality show to her credit, Heidi Montag is going to appear in the magazine as well despite early reservations about doing the shoot. And since Kim and Heidi are such good friends (yes, I am being sarcastic), Kim was more than happy to give Heidi some advice.
Her words of wisdom to Heidi? “Go for it. I think that now’s the time, think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” 31 words from Miss Big Ass herself and Blondie Bitch is gonna take her clothes off for a magazine. Kim should become a spiritual guru or something with her powers of persuasion. To convince a self-confessed Jesus Freak to drop trou for a magazine where billions of horny maniacs will jack-off to her is nothing short of impressive. She should be a diplomat too, convince warring states and countries to stop fighting by simply spouting “We are all brothers and sisters and we should all just love each other” and pout while wearing a very low cut dress. George W. Bush would have ended his war in Afghanistan long ago if he sent, not millions of US soldiers, but Kim Kardashian.
So, we can look forward to seeing Heidi’s plastic rack and surgically enhanced body and face in an upcoming Playboy issue. But according to Heidi, she isn’t planning on showing anything. No nipples, no ass, and certainly no pussy. Those things are reserved for her husband and God’s eyes only. But I think that it Kim convinces her a bit more, she might even jump from Playboy and do a full-on hardcore sticking-things-in-her-cunt Hustler issue. Who knows, Kim Kardashian might be just that good. Until then, check out this place to see some pretty interesting (read: Hot) pics of Heidi, Kim, and a bunch of other hot Hollywood celebs.
Beyonce Knowles: Diva without a right
June 16th, 2009
In the history of music, there have been horror stories about musical “divas” that strike fear into concert producers, hotel managers, designers, hair people, make-up people and the like. Stories that forever live in infamy and illustrate the idea that for certain artists, “no” is never a possibility. Some names come to mind: Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand - artists that have become iconic and important - and they know they are. Hence bitchy behavior, impossible demands, and temper tantrums are the norm for them. Now you can add another name to that list - someone that, IMHO does not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the aforementioned: Beyonce Knowles. Yup, first she sent a body double (who looked more like an anorexic Leona Lewis than her) to sub for her at an art gallery opening hoping that people would not notice the difference (They did. What tipped them off? About a foot of ass missing from the body double’s behind). And now, a recent trip to London further reinforced the idea that this major diva is a major bitch.
Staying at the famous Mandarin Hotel at Hype Park in London, she was invited to take a tour of popular UK department store Harvey Nichols and she agreed. Since the store was right across the street from her hotel, they figured she would have no trouble getting there. Boy, were they wrong. Apparently Miss Thunder Thighs did not want to walk across the street, instead demanded that she be driven there, along with two vehicles of personal assistants and bodyguards. So rather than a one-minute walk, it took them more than 20 minutes to get in the limos, drive down the street, make a u-turn, and park in front of the store, where Beyonce spent 20 minutes walking around and took the same way getting back to her hotel. Believe it.
Now, if someone like Liza or Bette or Cher did something like this, it would be completely understandable. These are living legends who have contributed a treasure trove of talent to the music industry for decades. And Beyonce? Aside from teaching gals how to be “bootylicious” and having an on-screen catfight with Ali Larter in Obsessed, she has done shit. She’s only been around for a couple of years and already she’s acting like a grade-A cunt. She’s just another product of the music hit assembly line and grates her way through her “music” with nothing to back her. Maybe that’s exactly why she’s doing what she’s doing because she knows she’s not in it for the long run. That her celebrity has a shelf life. And that she knows she has zero talent. I won’t be surprised if soon she takes it all off for some slutty magazine as a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant. But if this ho is your cup of tea, head on over here and see more of Beyonce and some other hot Hollywood bitches.
Paris Hilton is single again. God help us all!
June 15th, 2009
What Paris Hilton wants, Paris Hilton gets. And what Paris Hilton doesn’t want, her publicist gets rid of for her. Yup, that seems to be the slutty heiress’s motto when it comes to dumping the men in her life. It’s confirmed that Paris has split-up with boyfriend/lapdog, The Hills “actor” Doug Reinhardt and she asked her publicist to do the dumping for her. Apparently Paris doesn’t like confrontations. A spokesperson from Paris’ camp told People.com, “In response to the enquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy.” So when reporters approached Doug for a comment, he idiotically said “No, that’s not true. Everything is OK between us.” I guess he doesn’t read the news. Yup, to read in the news, along with everyone else, that your relationship is over, well that’s gotta be a new low point for Paris. Just when I was starting to like her… okay that’s a lie. I never liked her.
The break-up comes as a surprise to many (including, I’m sure, to Doug himself) since for months and months while they were dating, Paris constantly barked about Doug as being the one. Talk of having kids was even thrown around. But alas, like I’ve said a million times - nothing is forever in Hollywood. No one seemed more surprised about the break-up than Doug’s co-star and one-time flame Lauren Conrad who had nothing but good things to say about Doug’s easy-going manner, even though that may have been the cause of the break-up. She further gushes “Doug’s pretty awesome. We dated my senior year of high school - he moved back and then it was like, ‘Oh, we’ll pick up where we left off’”. She also says that Doug is never in charge of a relationship and just likes to “have fun. That’s all that matters.”
It’s still pretty unclear what the real cause of Paris and Doug’s break-up is, but Paris is wasting no time. Yup, she’s already been seen following around futballer of the moment Christian Ronaldo, even spending a few nights together. But if you believe the incessant rumors about Christian, he probably just wants to spend the night in her gown room. But if it is indeed true that the two are seeing each other, that must be such a blow to Doug. I mean, come on, let the sheets cool down a bit before you invite someone new in. But then again, once a ho, always a ho. And it’s pretty hard to get back at Paris. Release nude pictures? Happened. Leak a sex video? Old news. Send her to prison? Hello!? Paris has got absolutely nothing to lose, ergo she can fuck anyone, and fuck with anyone as well. Lifestyles of the Rich and Bitchy. See more of this type of Hollywood bad behavior right here.
Katy Perry vs. The Gossip’s Beth Ditto - Real Dyke vs. Boner Dyke
June 13th, 2009
One is the barrier-breaking lesbian lead singer of popular rock band The Gossip, the other is record-breaking faux-lesbian pop singer who had a huge hit about kissing women. One is super hot sexy, the other… well, let’s just say she’s somewhat horizontally challenged. Get ready for the battle of the century as “I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry and The Gossip lead singer Beth Ditto are in a word war over lesbianism, pop music, and all-around artistic packaging. It all began when Beth, in an interview with Attitude magazine said “I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all.” She calls Perry a “boner dyke” which is basically a straight woman playing carpet-muncher to give guys a woody. And the hardcore lesbo is none too happy about it.
When word reached Katy about Beth’s scathing comments, she had this to say: “I heard that she said something about me. I don’t want to get into a slanging war with anybody, so I don’t want to say anything bad about her. But I’m not impressed. I’ve learned in the past year that one artist should never insult another artist’s music — it’s tacky. And with me, it always comes back to bite me on the arse!” So obviously Katy doesn’t want to get into any kind of feud with the singer for fear of having her get sat on. Or something like that. But like Katy said (and I agree to some degree), it’s tacky to call someone out on their art without looking at the context. If Beth should be mad at anyone, it should be washed-up pop singer Cathy Dennis who actually wrote the song. We don’t hear her saying anything bad about that redhead.
So, bottom line, I think Beth just wants to get into Katy’s pants. Yes, she is after all a vadge-licker. Who wouldn’t want to get a piece of Katy? All that pent up sexual tension has to be released somehow and the best way for that is through some hardcore humping. Although, to be perfectly honest, I would lose whatever respect I have left for Katy if she went ahead and tapped that. I mean, the image… I’m not being sizeist, but lets call a spade a spade. But if Katy did, she should write a song about it and call it “I Porked a Pork and I Loathed It”. I see dollar signs already. See a lot more of your favorite celebrities right here.
Jessica Alba continues to be an idiot
June 12th, 2009
Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer sharks all over the city to incite awareness for the dwindling number of Great Whites due to illegal poaching and the rise of Sharksfin Dumplings. Okay, maybe not that last one. But her attempts at being political once again makes her look like a grade-A dumb-ass (“Be Sweden” anyone?). Here’s why…
One, the posters she splatered all over the city just has a picture of a fierce, toothy fish with absolutely nothing written on it. What is it supposed to be? A Jaws tribute? Maybe a peition to make Deep Blue Sea 2: Deeper Bluer Sea-er? How are people supposed to know it’s for Great White conservation. Then again, Jess did spearhead this so the attempt is as vapid as the attemptee. Two, she posted things on private property, like a billboard for United Way. A billboard that the charity organization will have to pay to replace since the glue she used was the heavy-duty shit that doesn’t wash off. So the whole billboard has to be replaced. Ironic isn’t it? Fucking up a charitable organization that helps HUMANS to further the cause of SHARKS. That eat HUMANS. Ah, the circle of life…
When the proverbial shit hit the fan, Jessica issued an apology to tabloid show TMZ. “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.” So, in short Jessica was passing the buck. This bitch can never take responsibilty for anything! I bet if she ends up cheating on her husband, she’ll find a way to blame him. Some girls just don’t know when to quit. Thank God she’s hot as shit. You can see that for yourself here.
