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I hope Jessica Simpson’s sober when I see her on the news again.
August 24th, 2009
I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.
The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.
Kristin Cavallari and that reality TV bitch
August 24th, 2009
They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about not-so-talented “actresses” and “actors” while those who have the talent aren’t given the spot on the limelight that they deserve.
Let’s focus on this Kristin cavallari bitch from MTV’s Laguna Beach. I heard that everybody hates her because she is the evil bitch on the show. Right, and everything isn’t scripted. Back to Kristin, she’s not even that gorgeous. Her looks just a simple, forgettable American girl turned star-wannabe. She’s not even interesting, so why the hell is she still here?
It’s obvious I’m not much of a fan of reality TV and most especially these Tv star-wannabes, but I know most of you aren’t too. So let’s start a revolution and boycott these kinds of crap from our precious TV sets. It’s time to annihilate reality TV, as well as Kristin Cavallari and that other Hollywood skanks and all the scandals and crap they’ve been making which, by the way, you can catch here.
Annalynne McCord is now single
August 17th, 2009
Reports confirm that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.
However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.
By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.
Miranda Kerr’s hotness reaches new heights
August 17th, 2009
Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her stint as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don’t honestly know what that means and I don’t care. All I know is that Miranda’s getting lots of money and it just adds another ounce to her hotness meter. Okay now, that didn’t sound right, did it?
Anyway, back to my new apple-of-the-eye Aussie model Miranda. The only thing I hate about her is that she’s already engaged. If you don’t know who the lucky bastard is, well, then let me tell you. It’s Orlando Bloom. Yeah, that other pirate in the Pirates movie and the long-haired pretty boy from Lord of the Rings. Yes, they are engaged. Or not, because they are repeatedly denying it despite Miranda being seen with an engagement ring wherever she goes.
But this is Hollywood, people. No one stays together for so long. So let’s just hope they break up soon, then Miranda goes ‘Katie Price‘ insane because of her broken heart and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Haha. Anyway if you want to catch more of Miranda’s hotness, drop by here. Enjoy!
Angelina Jolie is (still) the hottest woman in Hollywood
August 17th, 2009
At least that’s what Brad Pitt thinks. And I totally agree. Angelina Jolie still shines as one of the hottest chicks on the planet despite being a mom to a number of kids, and even despite the emergence of budding hotties like Megan Fox, Cheryl Tweedy, or Olivia Wilde. Yes, Maxim and FHM named them as the hottest women in 2008, but you can never disagree that Angie can whip them all off the list if she just makes enough effort.
Anyway, rumors of Angelina’s split with Brad surfaced for months last year (and even the early parts of this year), but Angie and Brad remained unshaken and still appears as sweet as ever. I can’t blame Brad, though. Angie’s practically a goddess so why on earth would he think of even letting her slip away. okay that sounds freakishly cheesy, so I’ll stop now.
Anyway, if you want to see how Angelina remained hot throughout the times, view her sexy pics here.
Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures leaked again because she is a slut
August 10th, 2009
High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens never learns. Just a few years ago, pictures leaked on the internet showing her posing completely naked when she was just 15 years old. Now, another stack of photos surfaced where she took provocative pictures of herself, naked, with just a gold chain around her waist. What a slut.
Of course, you want to view the pictures. Unfortunately for us, Vanessa’s lawyers posed legal defiance to those sites that will post her naked pics. They are stressing that Vanessa was still a minor when she took those pics, so naturally, we were left with no choice but to oblige, remove her pics or we’ll be in trouble. Anyway, according to sources, the photos was supposed to be a present for Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron, “to keep him interested.” I’ve seen the pics and I’d say whether she’s a minor or not, if they’re for Zac or not, she’s obviously one hell of a perv.
And this slut’s from Disney Channel. How ironic that she’s “for the kids” on TV while she’s really X-rated off-screen. I’m guessing too that she already has a fucktape, and I cannot wait for it to be leaked. When that happens, screw you Vanessa Hudgen’s lawyers, I’ll go ahead and post that no matter what. But anyway, check out this place here to see more of Vanessa Hudgens’s scandalous secrets. You know you want to.
True Blood is exciting only because of Evan Rachel Wood
August 10th, 2009
These vampire-themed shows are making me sick already. Good thing, the producers of True Blood were wise enough to employ hottie Evan Rachel Wood to star as Queen Sophie-Ann, the Vampire Queen of Luisiana. Yeah whatever that title means. What’s important is that Evan will be a regular this season. If you ask me, I’d say the girl’s suited for that role. Well, look at her skin, man. She’s as pale as Rob Pattinson with full Vampire make-up.
Marilyn Manson’s ex has been lusting for the vampire role so badly that in fact she expressed her desire to becoming a vampire in True Blood by stressing she has pale skin and she doesn’t need make-up so the producers can save their dough up. Good for her, her efforts of not staying under the sun paid off and she got herself a role.
Meanwhile, we heard the buzz this hottie’s going strong with Z-list actor Shane West. Lucky dude. Evan’s practically a goddess, despite her (wrong) choices of men to be in a relationship with. But then again, she’s still young, she’ll change her mind soon and move on… I hope. Anyway, if you want more pics of Evan, plus juicy scandals of her past, visit this place here.
Jessica Simpson drinks her sorrow away (twice in a row)
August 10th, 2009
I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.
It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got boozed up was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.
I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to patch your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.
Katherine Heigl still bitching around the set of Grey’s Anatomy
August 4th, 2009
We already know that Katherine Heigl is the complete contradiction of her character in Grey’s Anatomy, the sweet, soft-spoken, funny Izzie. In real life, she’s a manipulative, self-absorbed bitch. And she takes her bitchiness to a higher level by bellyaching to David Letterman about a 17-hour work day on the set of Grey’s, saying, “Our first day back was Wednesday and it was — I’m going to keep saying this because I hope it embarrasses them — a 17-hour day, which I think is cruel and mean.“
Wow. Talk about total ungratefulness. Remember, she wasn’t really supposed to be in this season of Grey’s anymore but she was still given the role despite all her bitchiness and issues. Now she’s complaining about having to sit down, have a drink, and sometimes read on her script? And this bitch think she’s the most overworked person on the set? Well, maybe she is. She’s overfatigued from all her complaining and bitching around other colleagues.
Well, at least, this The Ugly Truth actress is consistent on being a bitch. What I do not comprehend, though, if she hates Grey’s that much, why did she still return? Oh, bummer. Anyway, for more bitchy poses and scandals of Katherine “Prima Donna” Heigl, go here.
Lindsay Lohan and Elle-Magazine’s-stolen-jewelries drama are so over. Oh, thank God.
August 4th, 2009
Weeks ago, it has been reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the issue. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”
No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept silent about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.
Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ploy to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.
But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).
Rachelle Lefevre got kicked out of Twilight
August 3rd, 2009
Now, does anyone know who this redhead is? I honestly didn’t know who she was, I just know she looks good. So anyway, this people, is Rachelle Lefevre, another “that chick from Twilight,” along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene. Well, that was then. Now, not anymore, as she recently got dumped for her stint as Victoria the evil Vampire bitch and will be replaced in the film’s part three, Eclipse.
The report of her replacement came as a surprise to this redhead actress. She soon released her statement against Summit (the films’ producer) which is basically a letter stressing she was disappointed and all that. And of course, Summit reacted eventually, saying Rachelle was terminated out of the third installment of the film because she “displayed a lack of cooperative spirit.” Summit says, “We feel that her choice to withhold her scheduling conflict information from us can be viewed as a lack of cooperative spirit which affected the entire production.”
Well, that’s too bad. Because not too many people know this chick and she got the axe this soon. But Twilight fans are now doing what they can to bring her back to the film. I don’t understand it, but they are currently starting an online petition to keep her as Victoria. That’s a good thing for her, I guess. Whether she gets her ass back at Eclipse or not, her name’s up and running if you search it through google now, thanks to her fans. Anyhow, we have a few pics of this chick here so if you want to take a look, go ahead and drop by this place.
Jessica works out to forget about the break-up
July 27th, 2009
Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson put off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, ditched her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.
Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are anxious she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“
This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the balls to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.
Avril Lavigne parties like a rock star… err like Lindsay Lohan
July 27th, 2009
Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was spotted at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cancer stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril stunned us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.
I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?
So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she perfected it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.
LeAnn Rimes is a hypocrite. But you probably know that already.
July 26th, 2009
LeAnn Rimes was seen on Thursday wearing her wedding ring, despite the numerous rumors of her separation with husband Dean Sheremet. Us Magazine reports: “They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other’s lives as best friends,” the source said. “They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart — as they have been — while they figure things out.”
In case you have forgotten, the country singer has been involved in a lot of rumors lately because of her affair with Eddie Cibrian. She was caught in a video meeting up with Cibrian at a local bar and seen sucking on his fingers and getting it on. LeAnn pretty much admits the affair, only, it was Cibrian who keeps on denying it even there was already an evidence.
And of course, there are the constant rumors about her husband being gay (as if it isn’t obvious enough). Pretty sure LeAnn enjoys this kind of centerfold as she hasn’t been in it for quite some time now (or ever). It’s the same reason behind wearing her wedding ring even if the whole world already knows she’s a plastic cheating whore that needs all the fucking attention she can get. Whoa. Okay, that was harsh.
Anyway. If you want to keep track of the latest Hollywood controversies and scandals like LeAnn’s, drop by this place here.
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t look messed up… sometimes
July 20th, 2009
And all it takes is just a good make-up artist, a stylist, and Photoshop to make her look fabulous. And if she can do it, a little less sauce might also help. Here are pics of Lindsay Lohan channeling the Marilyn Monroe in her for a Vogue Magazine cover.
In an interview about the shoot, Lindsay said, “I would not judge the book by the covers. The meeting was great, the photographer was organized as if it were a movie, and I helped get me into the character. And looking at the hill of Hollywood dressed as Marilyn can not stop thinking that, despite everything, will eventually get where it is proposed.“
This is actually the first time in a long time since I’ve seen her look good and, well, not messed up. This Marilyn-inspired cover is actually the second time around she did this for a magazine. The first time was with New York mag where she re-did Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” photos, revealing her 90% nude body. Now if Lindsay just keeps doing this, and not just posing naked for the cameras, but keeping herself busy with REAL work, then she won’t be the apple of the eye/butt of jokes among the paparazzis. But on second thought, that’s what she really enjoys, isn’t it?
Spotted: Annalyne McCord in a bikini… and then what?
July 20th, 2009
Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s spotted wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.
The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of buzz with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car misfortune. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)
Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a sextape to finally get you in the limelight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?
Mischa Barton does a Britney Spears, gets the 5150 treatment
July 19th, 2009
We already know that Mischa Barton is a wreck. But it looks like her condition is far more serious than what it seems, as recent events revealed the former The OC actress was admitted to 5150, which is an involuntary psychiatric ward. FYI, people who gets the 5150 treatment are those who are posing a danger to others, or to oneself. And I’m sure in Mischa’s case, she’s a threat to both.
What a pity. Just when she’s getting herself back together, this shit arises. She recently got signed for a new CW show called The Beautiful Life and even got endorsement deals. But instead of working hard for these opportunities, she took a detour instead, drowning herself with coke and sauce. We are in no position to judge; we just pity the actress as she has too much potential lost.
Someone close to Mischa said, “She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.” Whatever it is that Mischa deals with, we hope she survives it, honestly. And because she did a Britney Spears breakdown, we expect she also does a Britney comeback soon as well. Well, we hope.
Megan Fox rejected by Korean singer Rain
July 14th, 2009
Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck proposition from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?
Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly expressed her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.
This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for turning down Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her acquisition. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.
Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless photos of Megan Fox.
Entourage is exciting only because of Emmanuelle Chriqui
July 14th, 2009
No, I don’t watch Entourage and I don’t intend to. I just mentioned it because it stars this chick named Emmanuelle Chriqui and she’s so fucking hot. I admit I didn’t know who she were before. I don’t even know how to pronounce her surname, but what the hell, I know her now and that’s what matters. Why, hello there Emmanuelle. Call me.
Have I already said that this Canadian actress is hot? If you still don’t remember this beauty, you might have remembered there’s a hot chick starring alongside Adam Sandler on the movie You Don’t mess with the Zohan. Well, she’s that chick. You still don’t remember? That’s good so I can keep her for myself.
I’ve already seen this chick’s sexy pics before, but they didn’t really appeal to me as much as now. It’s probably because she was just another pretty face/hot body without a name. Can her agents change her name or something? Because it’s just so hard to remember. Anyway, what really really prompted me to take note of her name finally is this picture right here below. See it yourself, enjoy, and check this place out for more sexy pics, upskirts, and nipslips of Emmanuelle Chriqui. (See I have to repeat her name over and over so I’ll remember.)
Hayden Panettiere goes naked in her new film
July 13th, 2009
I don’t actually know if it’s a good thing, but Heroes resident super cheerleader Hayden Panetierre goes naked on her new [film|movie|flick]], I Love You Beth Cooper. She reportedly “drops off the towel” in one scene of her forthcoming flick. I like Hayden, but yeah let’s admit it, her body’s kind of awkward, more like a child’s (a boy’s, even) than a lady’s. But oh well, let’s see her try.
When asked about how she felt making the bare scene, she enthusiastically answered: “I don’t think it takes much thought, and I don’t think it takes much preparation as an actor. My dad has always said I was an exhibitionist when I was growing up. As a young girl, I’d be running around with no clothes and I was like, ‘La, la, la, la.’ So, I didn’t find it very hard being naked. It’s like I drop my towel and that’s it. But that’s just me though. Maybe other people find it harder.”
Yes, Hayden. I think other people find it harder–to look at you naked. It’s creepy. Maybe that was the reason why you and Steve Jones split and it’s not because of the distance bullshit. Oh, maybe that was the same case with Milo Ventigmila. They loved you, but once you get cozy and strip down with them, they go out the door because they don’t want to be arrested for child molestation. Yes, we find you cute Hayden, as an all-smiling cartwheeling cheerleader, but that’s it, so stick to your stereotyped role.
If you want to retain the memory of a cute Hayden Panettierre (and not a disturbing naked one), drop by here.
