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April, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan to spend the rest of her life in a bikini
When you’re a celebrity and your career is in the crapper, there are certain things you can do to still try and keep yourself in the public eye. One, do an low-budget movie where you play either a lesbian or a drug addict or a serial killer (or a combination of those - drug-addicted serial [...]
Paris Hilton wins a legitimate award. Also, the world ends tomorrow.
Say what you will about walking biohazard Paris Hilton, but the girl has a head for business. Not monkey business, or business of giving head. I’m talking real, money-making business. So much so that she’s getting an award for one of her many business ventures. And before you say “Vivid for her porn vid!”, no. [...]
Nicole Scherzinger catfighting with the other Pussycat Dolls
For months now, there has been grumblings and twitters about what has really been going on inside the super girl group The Pussycat Dolls and it’s lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. It all began when the group released their adaptation of the Oscar-winning theme song to the film Slumdog Millionaire entitled Jai Ho with the single [...]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married. Let the “reality” continue.
So “reality” television’s “hottest” pair got hitched this past weekend. Big wup! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided to officialize their douchy-ness under the eyes of God and all their Z-list friends when they tied the knot (no, not around each other’s necks) in a little ceremony that nobody seemed to care all that much [...]
Lindsay Lohan is done with pussy and now prefers cock
Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to [...]
FHM reveals the Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World
It’s that time of the year once again when fanboys of hot and sexy women debate on who should and should not be included in FHM Magazine’s Sexiest Women of the World poll when the issue comes out next month. But you don’t have to wait that long to find out who the top ten [...]
Evan Rachel Wood will suck for TV
She’s perhaps one of the more controversial starlets to come out of Hollywood. Evan Rachel Wood shocked audiences with her raw and disturbing performance of an out-of-control teenager in the film Thirteen that she did when she was actually thirteen, adding a more disturbing element to her performance. In the film she takes drugs, gets [...]
Jessica Biel shows us her tits. Finally!
Ever since bursting onto the scene in the highly family-friendly and Christian right-wing skewing TV show 7th Heaven as the straight-laced yet wicked-hot eldest Camden daughter, people have been waiting for Jessica Biel to show her tits. Okay, when I say people, I mean me. And a few more of you out there, I’m sure. [...]
Lindsay Lohan may finally show her titties. Live!
Even though we’ve pretty much seen her boobs with her numerous nipslips and see-throughs, Lindsay Lohan may finally do the thing that all down-and-out, still-struggling-to-hold-on-to-their-career, desperate-to-still-be-relevant actress do: go topless. Because of her financial and celebrity problems (and the fact that no film studio will touch her with a ten foot pole) LiLo might do [...]
Jennifer Aniston wants herself some 300 man-lovin’
Ever since getting dumped by Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston has been jumping from bad relationship to bad relationship. I call it the Sienna Miller syndrome - broken by a man then becoming a whore with zero morals and a fucked-up romantic life. Getting dumped for tinsel town’s hottest slut is sure to screw with anyone’s [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt shuts everyone up with her hotness
A while back, Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed in a bikini at the beach looking something like the tide washed in after a tsunami and the whole world gawked and pointed and laughed at those pictures causing everyone to collectively say “What the fuck happened to her?!” I said the exact same thing when I [...]
Lady Gaga hits a woman and knocks her teeth out
There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to [...]
Shauna Sand continues to be a skank
There are some things you can count on in this life. The sun will always rise. The government will always take your money. And Shauna Sand will always look like a two-dollar whore. Yup, that you can be sure of, no matter what. And her latest fashion foray is no exception.
Deciding to go out on [...]
Kelly Brook loses classy points for wearing this…
Kelly Brook is arguably one of the most fuckable women around. She’s got that womanly figure that looks good in and out of clothes. She looks awesome in a bikini. And she’s got a sweet yet slightly naughty face perfect for looking up at you while she gives you a blowjob. She’s been a staple [...]
Jessica Simpson and her giant ass in a thong
There are a lot of unflattering camera angles a person can be photographed in. Even celebrities have this problem, beautiful as they are. Ever since becoming an object of jokery because of her noticeable weight-gain, the paps have been trying their best to find the worst possible picture angle for Jessica Simpson. And I do [...]
Britney Spears has an (almost) nip slip
I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her shaved pussy. We’ve seen her shaved head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been pretty careful [...]
Jessica Simpson gets dumped
On the heels of the LiLo-SamRo break-up that’s buzzing up the blogsphere these days, Jessica Simpson has inadvertently gotten in on the action. Yes, she got dumped. No, not by Tony Romo (although I’m certain a few football fans are praying for that to happen) but by her record label. Due to unsuccessful sales and [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t shampoo… and other crazy stuff
In a world where paranoia is increasing exponentially, it’s easy to give in to the fears and whisperings of danger lurking around every corner. Carcinogens in sugar, transfat in butter, cholesterol in broccoli - stuff like that. In our modern times, there are so many red flags waving in front of our faces warning us [...]
Lady Gaga’s has a drunken lesbian moment
Lady Gaga has pretty much surprised everyone since she burst into the music scene a mere one year ago. With the release of her debut CD The Fame and it’s two subsequent number one singles Just Dance and Poker Face, she’s the latest hot thing in music these days. But what really surprised everyone was [...]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are taking a break
Hollywood’s “It” lesbian couple (as in “it” is drunk again, “it” is having a fight…) have taken a break from carpet-munching for a while to sort things out and re-evaluate their relationship. That would be Lindsay Lohan’s code for “I miss dick!”. After Lindsay was supposedly locked out of her and Sam’s house and a [...]
