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Britney Likes Curry For Christmas
Well, Britney Spears will actually gobble anything for Christmas, or hey, just eat anything any day, period. We all know that. What makes Britney’s 2008 Christmas dinner special is that she reportedly spent it in India with someone who is supposed to be her new beau. Why all the way in India and not at home down South? Well, like everybody else, Britney’s outsourcing her romance this coming recession year, and she’s currently dating the choreographer of her “Womanizer” video, Sandip Soparrkar. Sopa-what-the-hell you say? Well, hey I’m surprised myself that Britney had chicken tikka and cottage cheese curry for Christmas, no matter how big her appetite is. Didn’t she miss the fruitcake? Well, the fruitcake’s got to be all of us who’re riveted by this bit of news. The Christmas season is a really slow time for celebrity scandals, dontcha think? Aside from Britney, Sandip’s taught his snazzy Bollywood dance moves to people like Shakira, Beyonce, and of course Madonna, at whose party the two reportedly met. Britney supposedly calls Sandip ‘Sandy’, though I think the story would be more believable if they said she called him ‘Dippy’. Crazy and Dippy would make a cute couple, wouldn’t they? And it might help with race relations when all the work gets shipped there next year.
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