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More On Mini-Me’s Love Life
Verne Troyer, who was in the news last year when his amateur sex video was leaked to the public on the net, is back in the tabloids thanks to another ex-lover. This ex-girlfriend of his is another hottie, just like his last one, and it sorta makes you wonder why this wee man gets a [...]
Lucy Pinder Signs On For Celebrity Big Brother
If there’s one reality program that all tomcats ought to be excited about, it’s the UK’s ‘Big Brother’ show. Why? Because of the record numbers of former Big Brother housemates who’ve gone on to sex tape fame and fortune, that’s why. Well, a new season is upon us again (if you live in Britain or [...]
Paris Hilton Just Loves Rubbing Your Face In Her… Wealth
Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some rotten tuna? Sorry, no. What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of bling bling that was burglarized from her home just last week. What’s $2 million to her, even in this [...]
Paris Hilton Robbed By Burglars
Paris Hilton’s house was robbed on the early morning of December 19th, while she was out partying at Christina Aguilera’s birthday celebration. At least that’s what the early reports about the incident stated. But there are two big things about that report that turned out to be very interesting, aside from the obvious burglary angle. [...]
Kim Kardashian Puts Out A Sexy Calendar
Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these pictures from her upcoming 2009 calendar. She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass? Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that [...]
Carmen Electra Finds A New Job?
Okay, so at first glance, it looks like Carmen Electra just got demoted, from one-time Playboy magazine nude model to just another Playboy Bunny catering to the horndog rubberneckers who go to The Playboy Club in Vegas to ogle the cuties in costume. But looks can be deceiving, and correct at the same time. Yes, [...]
Jennifer Aniston Gets Naked Again
What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her shuck off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one? Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their [...]
Aubrey O’Day Looks Like A Bukkake Porn Star
As if Aubrey O’Day didn’t look enough like a porn star, they had her down on her knees backstage at her Complex magazine photoshoot, and then they squirted her all over with some liquid. No, it’s not the kind of wet stuff you’re thinking of, but like I said, it had her looking like she [...]
There’s A Book Out By Tila Tequila, Is It Time For The Rapture Already?
Ernest Hemingway must be rolling in his grave while thousands of actual writers struggling to get published are slashing their wrists right now, because another symbol of the coming Day After Tomorrow has manifested itself recently. Tila Tequila has put out a book. It’s no literary masterpiece, that’s for sure, but the fact that Tila [...]
Marisa Tomei Goes Topless As A Stripper In ‘The Wrestler’
Now here’s a video that critics and Joe Sixpack can all agree is worth seeing. Those film-school educated nerds and the average tomcat on the street should go check out Darren Aronofsky’s “The Wrestler” when it comes out. This gritty story about a ex-superstar pro wrestler trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter (played by [...]
Britney Spears’ Titties Are Back In Circulation
What a way to have a good time on her birthday! Britney Spears took her boobies out on the town the other night to celebrate her 27th birthday, and boy did they all have fun together. Not as much fun as she used to before, and not as much fun as all of us here [...]
Campari Puts Jessica Alba Into A Bathing Suit For Us
Even though I don’t want to push this campaign on anyone (what’s a Campari anyway?), there’s just no way any red-blooded male can ignore photos of booze and babes, so I have to say something about it. Of course Campari barely qualifies as an alcoholic drink, but Jessica Alba is definitely a sizzling hot babe [...]
Pink Has Sex With Herself But In A Different Way
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Pink has sex with herself? So what? I do that once or twice a week too, and I don’t see any blog headlines shouting it out to the universe. Well, first off, you can go and write that blog headline yourself if you want to; anyone can get [...]
Dita Von Teese Nude In The Playboy German Edition
Hey, didn’t we kick these guys’ behinds back in The Big One? How come they’re the ones who get to buy a magazine off the newsstand featuring prime cocktease material like Dita Von Teese? Oh I get it, there are some Von Teese royal relatives over there greasing the wheels for her to appear in [...]
Britney Spears Is Really Back According To Rolling Stone
It looks like the VMA Awards were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to Britney Spears lovefests, because another pop music institution is making a big deal about Britney’s return to form (literally, as these pictures show — even with all the airbrushing). You’d think that these people didn’t enjoy those stalkerazzi [...]
Hot MILF Kim Cattrall Exposes Tits For A Good Cause
And that cause that Kim Cattrall is baring her breasts for? Well, she’s doing it for one of the paintings from the very appropriately-named painter, Titian, which is about to put to auction in the UK unless $50 million can be raised to keep it on display for the public. So a recreation of this [...]
Kim Kardashian And Carmen Electra Wrestle Each Other
So it’s the owner of one of the hottest pairs of tits in Tinseltown Vs. the woman with the biggest, baddest booty on reality TV. What a match! Too bad it’s only for show, in the latest of the series of spoof movies to come from the makers of “Scary Movie” and almost all of [...]
Reporter Proposes To Charlize Theron At Press Conference
At a press conference in Venice to promote her new movie “The Burning Plain“, Charlize Theron had an encounter of the psudo-stalkerish kind when a reporter at the event actually proposed marriage to this statuesque hottie. The reporter began with: “I would like to ask you something Charlize Theron. First of all, I really like [...]
Van Wilder Gets Engaged To Scarlett Johansson
Ryan Reynolds, better known to horndogs worldwide as one of their role models — Van Wilder, is about to give up his fun-loving single-guy lifestyle to get shackled to the ol’ ball and chain that is a wife. But hey, we can’t really blame him because that ball and chain is pretty hot, coming in [...]
Rachel Weisz set to cover Vogue Magazine’s fall issue
The Mummy actress Rachel Weisz is set to grace the cover of Vogue Magazine’s fall issue and she was seen in her Vogue pictorial wearing this fabulous red dress that looked gorgeous on her. It is assumed that her special issue for Vogue will be coming out on October since Rachel was seen carrying a [...]
