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Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t shampoo… and other crazy stuff
In a world where paranoia is increasing exponentially, it’s easy to give in to the fears and whisperings of danger lurking around every corner. Carcinogens in sugar, transfat in butter, cholesterol in broccoli - stuff like that. In our modern times, there are so many red flags waving in front of our faces warning us of the things we eat, stuff we wear, land we live in, even the air we breathe. We can do one of two things - either not listen to the paranoia, or completely give in to it. Unfortunately one such Gwyneth Paltrow has taken on the latter route. As a result, she doesn’t shampoo.
She apparently is frightened of the environmental toxins that live in shampoo and other everyday items. She’s scared not just for herself but for her kids as well. Especially for her kids, since their metabolisms are still in their developing phase and may not break down these toxins as fast as grown-ups can. My question is: When did Gwyneth Paltrow get so crazy?
Okay, so I understand the whole being overly-cautious thing, but it seems that these days things are just getting so ridiculously out of hand that we fear every single thing we see and experience. And now, if someone like Gwyneth Paltrow, an influential A-list actress admired by many as one of the sanest people in Hollywood would spew nonesense like “Don’t shampoo!”, imagine how many smelly-haired people we’d encounter everyday.
Maybe Gwyneth should focus more on getting her sexy back rather than walking around with unshampooed hair looking like an absolute trainwreck. I remember back when she was the hot “it” girl. Everyone wanted to work with her. Every guy wanted to fuck her. Apparently getting married to a rock singer and popping out kids will tone your sexy down. Okay, so maybe it’s just the not-shampooing. If you wanna see a fresher, shampooed and sexy Gwyneth, check out this place and explore the possibilities.
