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Katy Perry Kissing Guys Again!

It seems like Katy Perry’s little lezzie phase is finally over! After jumping out of a sparkly banana at the Grammys, she was a bit quiet in the days that followed, releasing the 3rd video from her album One Of The Boys for the song Thinking Of You. She seemed to have been on the path to normalcy, even thinking about her second album. But this past Valentine’s Day, Katy’s creating headlines again with talk of canoodling with one of Tinseltown’s notorious bad boys - Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden.

Yes, that Benji Madden. As in Paris Hilton’s ex. As in Nicole Ritchie’s future brother-in-law. The same dude who has practically slept with every Hollywood ingenue who’s dumb enough to suck his rod. And now, his latest victim is Grammy nominee Katy Perry.

I really don’t know if that’s a step up for him from Paris. Many of you would agree with me with that assesment, but let me state the facts: Katy Perry - former Christian pop singer who rebelled against her religious upbringing to burst into the music scene with her sexually suggestive songs about thinking of another guy while fucking someone else and playing tonsil hockey with her fellow females. Paris Hilton - multi-million dollar heiress who burst into the scene by being, well, her, admired by many, then was later revealed to be a major slut who would fuck anyone with a dick as long as a camera was pointed at her.

Hmm… tough call. Sad too, since I was beginning to like Katy. She’s slowly getting a bit of respect in the music biz after proving she wasn’t just a novelty act. She even appears somewhat classy and cleaned up in public appearances. Her plunging gown at the Grammys showed off her massive knockers but in a tasteful way. And now I find out, she’s canoodling with some dude who would most probably give her gonorrhea. Tsk, tsk. Well, at least maybe this’ll be fodder for her next brand new single - “I Sucked A Dick (And I Got VD)”. I can practically smell the awards coming!

Speaking of coming, if Katy makes you wanna do just that, check this out and see some pretty interesting bad-girl behavior from Katy and other hot celebs.

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