
Mischa Barton continues to be a mess. Uhhh, what’s new?
Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a competition on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British eyesore takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.
With all the disasters she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.
Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her misdemeanors she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.

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