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More On Mini-Me’s Love Life
Verne Troyer, who was in the news last year when his amateur sex video was leaked to the public on the net, is back in the tabloids thanks to another ex-lover. This ex-girlfriend of his is another hottie, just like his last one, and it sorta makes you wonder why this wee man gets a lot more steamin’ hot tail than you do, don’t it? Well, if the trade-off is being laughed at in the tabloids and gossip blogs because your exes have to indulge the public’s appetite for details about midget sex, then okay, maybe I’d rather pay for a hooker instead. Not that former Playmate Genevieve Gallen is probably much different. She married Verne in 2004 after they were introduced at a party by Hugh Hefner himself, and I bet she didn’t know that there wouldn’t be any new Austin Powers movies for a long time when she did that. Well, that’s a Playmate for ya, all titties and no investment portfolio.
So why is she telling her story now to ‘The News of The World‘ tabloid? Well, maybe it has something to do with Troyer being part of the Celebrity Edition of the ‘Big Brother’ reality show this year, along with stars such as Coolio, LaToya Jackson and the yummy, busty Lucy Pinder. And what did she reveal to the tabloid about Verne that’s got everyone ho-ho-hoing like Santa Claus this post-Christmas season? Oh, nothing much, just some revelations about him getting drunk a lot. One special Valentine’s night she even got all dressed up in red for him, and he was so excited while making her pose while he took photographs — then he passed out before doing anything to her beyond that. Hell, he sounds like a regular guy after all. I’d rather laugh at Genevieve instead for dressing up in all these costumes for Verne, as seen in these photographs.
But in the end, I’d rather just watch Verne Troyer’s sex tape instead. Why not check it out, and other celeb sex tapes too, here on this site?
